If I Were a Writer

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Monday, February 13, 2017

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

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"Excuse me sir?" A tall well dressed man said. "Yes" replied another man, this one much more bored than the first. ...

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

I Also Don't Know the Title

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What don't I understand? I could write a book. People always say that. That they could write a book about the things they don't ...

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Narrator Battle

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She walked to the store. 她走路到商店了。 She wanted a very red apple. 她要了一个很红色的苹果。 She took the apple to the register. 她... 《hold on a sec...

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Sometimes Breaking Things

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"Just leave me alone." Kelly said. She really wanted to be left alone. She thought that was clear, and yet. Keith slid down o...

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Learning Chinese

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I've been studying Chinese a lot recently, and what the best study methods are, and generally how to be a good student. Here are some o...

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Going Out

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Peter had been trying, unsuccessfully, to get his girlfriend to go out to the bar with him. He felt, when in a committed relationship, or a...

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Boulder and Mountain

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Up at the top of a mountain there was a large boulder. For as long as Boulder could remember, it had been part of Mountain's life. Big...

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