Cover Letter

(Perhaps your name is Bill?  If so, pretend it says, "Dear Billy Boy".)
Dear Hiring Manager,

When I saw you were hiring for the position of QA Tester, I thought, "That's me!"  Not because I am good at QA, or even know what it means.  I just need a job.  After reading the description though, I'm sure I'm more than qualified.  I've found bugs in my own soup!  I'm sure I can locate them in your software.

Also, I noticed it was an entry level position that requires 1 year of professional QA experience.  Which I thought was quite reasonable, as otherwise, too many inexperienced people would apply.

However, I am one of "those people" as they say.  The ones that leave the toilet seat up in bathrooms that is.  I'm also inexperienced.  But, what I lack in experience I make up for with a complete lack of morals!  I'll lie about how much work I've done pretty regularly.  As far as you'll ever know, I'll be on task or ahead of schedule!  "Doing great Bill!" is my go to phrase whenever anyone says anything to me. ("About those STDs you got...?" "Doing great Bill!"  "Yes, doing "The Great Bill", I told you to avoid hookers with titles.  But, are they clearing up?...")

Now, recently I've run into the tactic, where a company asks me if I want to come in for an interview, and then doesn't respond again.  I'm sure they just wanted to know if it was, in fact, something I wanted.  I know how much time is wasted interviewing potential candidates, and why do it if you can just *not* do it, am I right?  So, just let me know if that's a method that your company employs too.  And how much does it make an hour?

As you can see I'm incredibly fucking qualified for the position.  I'm sure I'd do great, because I'm non-stop fucking awesome all over.  With that in mind, I'd like to humbly request an interview with you at your earliest(for real! ha-ha!) convenience.

Sincerely,

-Kevin Stevenson

HBF_04

Dancers definitely still dying.  I do sure hope that our detective friend can figure it out!  Otherwise, well.  This will be a pretty sad story.  So keep tuning in, for hope's sake!

HBF 03

You know, I think I've seen that movie before.

HBF 02

Whoa, that's text inside the comic itself!  I'm mighty impressed over here.  Text-in-the-comic.  What's next, an actual comic border?  A panel border that doesn't look like a taped demarcation line between two siblings' side of the room?  I doubt it, but possibly!  What's next for sure though, more Hard Boiled Fluff.

HBF 01

"Dancers started turning up dead.  The police?  Not even their thoroughness could make up for their stupidity."










This is the first panel of Hard Boiled Fluff.  I've learned that drawing on a computer screen with a pen somewhere else, is interesting.  By that I mean It looks like I drank a lot of coffee and had someone shake me while I drew.  ((It's a weird office situation, I don't want to talk about it.))

I'll be posting more of it on my usual M/W/F schedule.  So keep tuning in!

A sketchy post

I made that with "apen!"  It's a thing, where I draw on paper, and it draws on my phone.  Before you all start calling me and asking for commissions and generally offering me all your money, ask me for my phone number.  Rarely does just guessing work!

Recent sketchtastic

That's my 49th time drawing that particular head.  And my first time drawing that figure, doing her hair.  No, I'm afraid the excitement doesn't ever stop.  Here's to keeping on.