A brief history of spying in the modern world:
What do Dolly Parton and the Dalai Llama have in common? Wealth!("Common Wealth" is a sneaky segue. I worked on that one for hours.)) They're both Russian sleeper spies! Don't believe me? That's because they're very good at what they do. Dalai and Dolly together make up the Cabbage Patch Cell.
What is it, specifically, a Russian sleeper spy does, you ask? Well, they nap! Sleeper spy is a term that comes from the cold war era. As you know, it takes more energy for your body to warm itself, so very often people got tired. The Russian spies especially would become narcoleptic during their winter time stake-outs.
In 1954, to combat these Russian intelligence agents, the British trained their own super spy. They called him, Bond. Ionic Bond. He worked by attracting charged criminals into his lair, and making them kill the girls he liked. It didn't help the British out very much. Mostly it just made the Russians very angry, because of how many Russian girls Mr. Bond liked. Luckily, the sleeper agents were too groggy to form a coherent counterattack.
The dissolving of the USSR in 1991 also caused the British's chemical Bond agents to disappear, and now only sleeper cells exist. No one is really sure, but there have been numerous suppositions that those cells are in the pancreas and liver, waiting for the right time to strike.
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