Lights are like a metaphor for life. ((Which is a simile.)) Lights have switches, and lights can be either on, or off. If you know where the switch is you can turn them on and off. Just like life. Sometimes, the light will still work, but you need to replace the bulb because it burned out. Burning out happens. Some lights are on sliders, which adds more control to how much light they put out. Just like people, who are on sliders, where you can control how much light they put out. ((Boy do I love metaphors.))
Some lights, are just creepy. They sit in the men's bathroom and make you feel uncomfortable the whole time you're trying to pee. Other lights are really very pretty, and you'd just like to spend some time with them. Basking in their warmth.
Some lights are on bridges, and sometimes they fall off. Some lights are inside of cars, and they drown in lakes. Really, lights are very human when you think about it. They're controlled by electrical impulses.
Some lights are douchnozzles. Some lights you have sex with, and get the shock of your life from. See? Lights are a perfect metaphor for life. In every way. What ways can you think of that lights are like life?
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