Thursday, February 6, 2014

Fish Pond

Once upon a time there was a pond, which had too much selenium in its waters.  So where once fish lived happily, without skeletal deformities, they now lived a sad sad existence with crooked spines and extra fins and rewarding volunteer activities.

Phillip was a princely fish, with as much wealth, and gullibility as only royal fish could have.  He was sitting in some algae, when Ezeek-eel approached him.  Ezeek-eel was a small blue gill.  Ezeek-eel's mouth was too far down, and his spine was crooked.  He didn't believe in anything, reality included.

"Phillippppp" Ezeek-eel said.  "You shouuuld go.  Leaaaave herreeee."

Phillip thought about it for a moment.  "I can't just leave my kingdom." He looked up towards the edges of the pond.

"Thennn.  Stayyy." Ezeek-eel said.

Phillip thought about it for a moment.  "I can't breath out of water." He looked up towards the edge of the pond.

"Thennn.  Dieeee of physicalll malformaaationnss."

Phillip thought about it for a moment.

He jumped out of the pond, and lived the rest of his life without the toxins of the pond infecting his gills, giving him coughs and fits, and without oxygen in a palatable liquid form, died.

All his friends and family also died, albeit much later, and of physical malformations.

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