I'm particularly a fan of food. I've been eating it for a good portion of my life, and I've become acquainted with its niceties. Not just any food mind you, any food with Frank's Redhot on it. Now that's not a euphemism for Frank the Bull's excitement or anything. It’s just a hot sauce, that Frank happens to be the owner of. How it is this "Frank" came to own every single bottle of the Redhot is beyond me, but I buy it from the store and have yet to run into a Frank that complained about it. I never did understand why people would keep their own personal stock of something in all the grocery stores across the country. Beck does the same thing with his beer. Silly twits.
Anyways, what food, you ask, does this hot sauce make better? The following list is by no means exhaustive but it is a start; brown rice, white rice, fried rice, grilled cheese, plain cheese, sandwiches of any make, subs, bananas if you're crazy, eggs, toast, omelets, pork, steak, chicken, chicken fried steak, anything you would also put Sriracha on, anything you've already put Sriracha on, meat loaf(the singer), meatloaf(the food), in soups, and many other places.
Now, don't mistake me, I don't think Frank's Redhot is more worthwhile than say, the miracle of birth. But perhaps, the whole birthing process would be a bit more amusing if some Redhot was administered during the process. How and why is up to your imagination, but I'm sure great joy will follow. Why, I wonder now if that’s where all baby Franks come from? A sort of rite of passage, if you want to be called Frank, you need an understanding, and non-grudge holding mother.
If you can think of any other time when hot sauces could be indiscreetly applied, please feel free to send pictures!
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