Google analytics might be the most addicting thing ever*. It may also be the only reason I ever post a new blog entry. It will tell you everything about anyone who looks at your website.
-How many people have viewed your website.
-What web browser they use.
-Where they got to your website from.
-What operating system they use.
-The day/week they viewed your website.
-Whether they prefer frilly pink or lacey purple thongs.
-The percent chance they may want to date you**.
And more!
I'm not saying you should go out and get google analytics right now for your cat's website. I'm just saying, maybe it would be nice to know where in the world people are looking at your cat from. Also, if you find out that they aren't wearing as much clothes as you want them to, maybe look into posting less weird pictures of your cat.
Most of all remember, with great knowledge comes terrible and weird dreams. Purplecatthongpicture dreams. Do not imagine that. It's not pretty. Sort of funny though, right?
*Then again, cocaine might be the most addicting thing ever. Scientists are still on the fence about that. It's their punishment for doing bad research. They can come down from there when I let my hungry pitbull Biff back in.
**That's obviously a joke. Google knows the percent chance of someone who looks at Google analytics getting a date is 0.
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