William "Bad Boy Billy" Kenmel.
New York City: Sunday, September 25th, 2011 passed away of tippling and fighting with cops too often. Immediately after his last fight, while running away, he did not check both ways to see if the street was clear. It was not. He threw himself under the bus as it were. He was a bouncer and a boozer for 23 years up until his death.
Friends and family say he was taken too late. His wife was quoted as saying, "If only crying could bring him back, I'd have my tear ducts removed." Billy was predeceased by his asshole of a brother twenty seconds earlier. He is survived by his cocaine handler, Gerald G who had the good sense to run away while the cops pulled Kenmel's body from under the bus.
There will be no memorial service, but anyone who wants to drunkly urinate or spit on his grave out of spite is welcome at the Lowlifes Park Cemetary/Landfill any time after midnight from here until the end of time.
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