What's up?

I know a lot of interesting facts about really interesting things.  Like.  Did you know that... I mean it's... I look at it this way.

So sometimes, aka when I'm put on the spot, I can't remember a single interesting thing.  I do and say interesting things all the time, I'm sure I do.  But, someone asks.  All of the sudden I wouldn't know an interesting thing if a clown was shooting my dog on St. Patrick's day.  Thankfully, there's a website that has interesting topics to view, and probably converse about.  "interestingtopics.org."

First off, I want to point out that it's a ".org" site.  Which doesn't mean anything other than someone paid for that domain name, but already I feel more comfortable learning from it.  If it were a ".net" website I'd probably have to avert my eyes from the ridiculous popping colors and GIFs.((Note, this is based on how I feel, not reality.  As is pretty much everything I write, FYI.))

Secondly, it really does have a lot of interesting topics, that you can see right away!  After scrolling down past the first few I didn't care about I saw, "Liquid Water May Exist On Mars."  Golly?!  Are they for serious?  With a headline taking a strong stance like that, I don't know what could be more interesting.  So, that implies that there is definitely water.  Obviously.  But some of it, and I quote, "may" be liquid.  I don't even know where to start with how interesting that is.  I'm going to go get my interest-a-meter and see what it says.

BATSHIT INTERESTING!

((That is to say, as interesting as batshit.  Which is to say, unless it's in my cup of drinking water, or maybe on my bed, probably irrelevant.))  I know, some of you science nerds are super plussed about the idea of water and its implications in respect to other life forms.  But, that's similar to looking for a bear, and saying you found berries in a forest that a bear could live off of.((Wait... bears eat berries?  I bet they're beary good, aren't they you widdle beary wary wears?))  Interestingly enough, that doesn't actually mean anything.

Oh!  I remember something interesting, the weather!  Let's talk about that.