It's a classic book. It's a book that only goes to show and prove how classic classic books are. "Penthouse Chronicles Volume 4." Have you read it? It's really changed my perception of the world. You should read it. Oh, you definitely will? Fantastic!
Hey did you read that book? No? Oh that's fine. I'm over it. But have you ever read another book that means something deep to me? It's "The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Girl Sex." They teach you all about bank robberies and spousal abuse, all the while never attaining satisfaction. When you buy it you get put on an FBI watch list. Probably just a Timex though, you've got to buy something like "Building Bombs and Blowing Senators - A Prostitute's Inside Look at Government, Finances, and Love" to get on their Rolex list. BBaBS is great though, it's a post-modern romp of sexuality mixed with just enough realism to give you something to hold onto.
Hey, did you ever read that book we talked about? Good, it was old news anyways. I just picked up, "How Cooking Nothing But Grease Fat Made Me Disgusted About Eating and How You Can Also Lose 30lbs a Month Starting Now!" You should come over for dinner tomorrow, having someone to talk to for the first month of not wanting to eat helps ease the pressure.
By the way, I am looking at this great book, it's "How to Talk to Friends and Keep Them." Will you go with me to buy it? Oh, yeah no I'm usually busy Mondays too, I just don't have work tomorrow is all. Yeah, no I'll let you know how it is though!
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