Agreement to Party

THIS AGREEMENT  is being made 02/01/2012 valid through forever, so long as Tommy and Ray (hereinafter referred to as "the party dudes.") continue to reside in apartment 6a on the second floor.  This agreement is applicable to all current and future residents(hereinafter referred to as "total lamers.") of the A block apartments at Shady Drugs apartment complex.

Herein and forthwith the "the party dudes" shall be, occasionally, referred to as "a rip roarin' good time."

A rip roarin' good time's 6a apartment is the only applicable location for any party, excepting the following conditions or a written and signed contract(napkin) provided by either of the party dudes themselves, and not any other actual or assumed resident of 6a.:

Acceptability of Provided Booze
Unless clearly stated as a Bring Your Own Beer(BYOB) party, the residents of 6a shall provide at least or the equivalent to one(1) keg per 50 party attendees up to 100 and an additional one(1) keg per the next 100 party attendees, not to exceed three(3) kegs through the course of one night.  The hosts of said party will also, at their sole discretion, to be decided upon only after 10:00pm and before 1:00am decide to go on a pizza/beer run.  The party dudes may charge men anywhere from $3-$5 to gain a one time non-transferable entry into the party.  No girl shall be charged, nor allowed to produce funds for someone she is with, even if it is her significant other, as if her significant other can't drum up the money themselves, she should find a better other inside apartment 6a, both of the party dudes are "single."

Concurrency with Other Parties
If for some reason 6a is completely full a total lamer may host the overflow of said party if they had in writing at least two weeks prior their wish to have a party of their own.  If any gathering of friends among total lamers is above 10 people and there are no XboXs present it is considered a party.  Without written approval from a rip roarin' good time, these shall immediately have the cops called on them and pot(marijuana) will be left in a conspicuous space.  Except for the above stated situations no party may be thrown by any total lamer.

Applicable and Acceptable Insults
Shall any members attending said events come into want of fisticuffs they may exchange the following insults provided that they are both i. reasonably drunk, so as to avoid remembering the next day. ii. standing near a girl or guy that both members are trying to impress. iii. ridiculous twits who wouldn't know a zinger if they had just been zung, even to the point of requiring future medical treatment based on the severity of said insult.  Meeting those circumstances these people may state,

"Yo Momma's so fat that she can't even listen to Slim Shady."
"If I had a dime for every skank I saw at this party, I'd punch you in the junk."
"If it were stylish to be ugly you'd be the prom queen."

Your signature, or lack of signature implies without exception and fundamentally that you have read and accept the polices stated in this document.  If you do not wish to incur legal fees, or general snobbishness from the party dudes, just hang out at their party and don't try anything funny.