Describing What's Impossible

To anyone out there who doesn't believe that anything is possible, note this:

A poem of Rhymes for Orange

Today I was walking along, eating an orange
But I, being silly, hit my head on a door hinge.
I vomitted immediately creating a brown floor-tinge
Angry, it got cleaned up with fire! ((A sore-singe.))
The lady coming over later, will "whore cringe."
((Which is similar to the look on one's face after a bore-binge))

Really I'll just call it a day.  At it's core, fringe.
And tomorrow, I will have no orange.

Another poem!  Now with 94% more motivation!

You think something can't be done?  You're wrong.
I once heard a deaf man sing a beautiful song.
Stop what you're doing, stop right now,
Get up and go out, be better somehow!
Fight the good fight, or the bad one real well,
Just fight your own fight, or you're in your hell.

Now, I understand that some of you don't have the proclivity((no idea what that word means)) for writing exquisite poetry like myself.  But that doesn't mean you can't!  Drink a little alcohol, sit in your favorite chair, read a couple of Dr. Seuss poems... and then get a life.  You're drinking alone while reading Dr. Seuss as an adult?

...That's normal.  But again, you can do it.  Nothing is impossible.  You think your BA in English doesn't qualify you for any jobs?  What about ruining people's lives and wreaking havoc with their emotions!  Think just because you've spent your whole life up to now learning the specific applications of thermodynamics to self-contained assholes you can't stop and become a hooker?  Wrong!  Really, you're the only person who gets in your way.

Though inanimate objects get in your way too.  Like door-hinges.  The fire department is looking into whether or not cleaning up vomit with fire is arson or not.  They have a lot of nit-picky questions like, "Why were all of your cats locked up in a cage right where the fire started if you weren't trying to kill them?"  I've got to go deal with that.