Sometimes things go wrong.
You should really prepare for these things, so that they don't ruin your life. Or, if you're a live-on-the-edge kind of person you can throw caution out the window!
If you do this while driving, watch out for pedestrians and road workers. Those signs that say, "Hit a worker, $10,000 fine" make it sound like you're getting a prize, but you're actually not. Unless, of course, you think a prize is giving lots of money to your state. If you consider it a charity for the worker you hit, maybe that will make it seem like a good cause! Remember, it's all about mindset.
If you've been relying on your phone to keep text messages, because that's what it's always done, stop right there. Next thing you know you're going to be talking about how an object in motion will stay in motion, am I right? Idiot. In a vacuum it might, but here in the real world? It's gunna stop. Friction, or Murphy as he's better known, does not take brakes.
Except the brakes from your car, when you're not looking. Or maybe when you are looking because there's nothing you can do about it. Hah!
So chin up buckaroo, get back on that pommel and have some safety nets put up all around you. Wear a helmet. Brush your teeth. And watch out!
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