I like the exercise term, "stay in shape." As that's different than getting in shape. I eat a large amount of cookies to stay in shape, I exercise to make myself feel better about eating cookies. Mostly chocolate chips. Not oatmeal cookies, I feel great about those all the time. Even when they break up with me and don't talk to me anymore.
I'm not bitter about when the cookie broke up with me. The relationship was crumbly to begin with. Besides, I can just find another cookie somewhere else. There are a lot of bakeries around town if you know what I mean.
Thinking about getting a sugar cookie. That way I can sit around all day and ... eat a sugar cookie. Hopefully it will be Dr. Sugar Cookie and wants to put me up in a nice house. But we won't get a dog, because the dog might eat Dr. Sugar Cookie and I'd have a difficult time explaining to the IRS and police that a simple snack was supporting me and this mansion.
No dogs in Cookie Mansion.
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