Drugs

Recently I've been having a lot of caffeine.  Right now I'm having none.  My body, to point that out to me, made me get real tired and have a headache.  I know what you're thinking, "Ineffectual and stupid, why would your body think that was a good way to communicate what it needs?  That's just dumb." It works, I bought a latte because I was wanting a nap at work, which is not ideal.  ((Unless you work at the napping factory.  In which case there is probably not a place to buy lattes.)) Without realizing it people take a lot of cues on how to communicate from their body.  Cues from the same bodies that get erections during math class in middle school.  ((Or if you're a girl, make you laugh at boys' erections in middle school.  Or if you're a transvestite, laugh and do meth in middle school.))  Which is ideal, without those erections you'd never learn how to walk like Groucho Marx, or laugh at Groucho Marx, or do meth.

Since my body knows what's up, I am going to extrapolate this biological communication out to help me with some current problems.

I want a better job.  

To make this clear to the everyone I'm going to get really irritated all the time at my current job and sleep poorly at night.  That way, in the long run I'll get bitter and angry, until it worsens to me getting fired.  After that I'll pick up drinking, because poisoning myself until I want to vomit will seems like a good "biological" way to show everyone I'm working on fixing my flaws.  After that I'll dress up as a clown, put on pink eye shadow and punch police officers in the junk.  That will show everyone that I've found that better job.  Extreme Full Contact Clowning Around.

EFCCA'ers will be a group of rich people that fight with your average minimum wage employee.  They'll go to comedy clubs and not tell any jokes.  They'll go to the Playboy Mansion and read articles.  They're the counter-anti-revolutionaries the world's been looking for.  

I know the world's been looking for them because it's 41 degrees out in Upstate NY in the middle of winter.