Holiday Cheer

"Is it hard when you wake up?  Is it hard when you're giving gifts?  Is it hard when loved ones come from out of town?  Is it hard just getting through the day?"  I heard that on television and really wasn't sure if it was an ad for depression, or inquiring about an erection lasting longer than four hours.

That's because the holidays are far too sexual for anyone's good.  Think about all the religious/holiday songs you hear that have sexy undertones.  "Santa Claus is coming...,"  "Oh come all ye faithful...," "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord..." I could go on.((Not really.  Tired me out.))  Even the return of Jesus is referred to as "The Second Coming of the Lord" instead of... the return of Jesus.  Probably because the church doesn't want to get into a copyright battle with Universal for some up and coming action movie.((Up and coming?  That phrase isn't an accident people.))

Even buying presents for people I've heard ereaders, silly reading devices, called "the perfect size at the perfect price."  Which leads me to believe if you're looking to start hooking $100 is a good price point for perfectly sized gentlemen.

Oh come on people, it's not that dirty!