Has anyone else noticed how touchy other drivers can be? You're not allowed to go slow. That's annoying to everyone behind you. But you're also not allowed to pass anyone who is going slow, unless you're a real douche nozzle. Overall its safe to say anything you do on the road makes everyone else angry. That being said, there are a lot of interesting ways to express your dissatisfaction with another driver on the road.
You can always turn your high beams on and off. That's because how bright your lights are is directly proportional to how poorly other drivers can see. If they can't see, they can't drive, ipso facto, you're a better driver and have a right to be angry. Be careful with this method though, as it may be misconstrued as signifying there's a cop on the road, someone's tail light is out, or that you're an ineffectual twit who accidentally turns on lights when they're driving.
Another method to show annoyance with another driver is driving so close to their bumper that if they were to lightly tap on their breaks your car would immediately slow down, pull around to the side of their car, speed up and pass the front of their car, cut them off and suddenly stop. Allowing you to get out and go with the most time tested and proven method of showing discontent with another driver.
Calling your friends and complaining about how terrible a driver EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD IS. You're not the problem, it's all those 16/42/89/24 year old jackasses who couldn't tell the steering wheel from their own ass.((It was a bad liposuction experience.)) Just kidding! I obviously meant winking at their wife and insinuating that they were less well endowed than another vehicle driver who had two thumbs and winks like a Tiger.((Wink wink.))
If for some reason after that you don't find yourself off on a beach vacation with your new wife who is very appreciative of how you accelerate quickly and swear a lot in a car, keep trying! Dedication is key!
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