Unacceptable Blogging Topics

-How flies procreate
-How flies amateurly create
-Really anything to do with flies' sex life
-Unless I meant a fly sex life, write about that all day
-But I didn't, so it stays on the list
-Aneurysms, unless they're particularly funny
-Stand up comedians, unless they're particularly funny

Even if you're a great writer there is no way you could interest me in how the male mounts the female from behind.  I've seen videos.  Namely Citizen Kane, and I assure you sex is not a topic I think about afterwards.  Even if the term "rosebud" brought up slightly illicit images in my head.  It doesn't.

You'll notice right away a few of the things left off of the list:
-Why doing laundry at 8:00am is best
-How to properly eat a pizza
-The health benefits of salmonella

That's because even an awful writer could make that interesting.  Picture this, wake up at 7:00am and have a nice breakfast.  Follow that up with a quick jog around the block.  Then you're ready to do laundry.  Or how when you get salmonella 72% of the weight lost is pure food you just ate.  Lipozene be damned.  Salmonella is much more natural, and the side effects are less dangerous.  That and you can get it without changing any of your eating habits.

Also, you can probably write about those topics if you don't want to change your writing habits.((Wearing the same clothes nuns do while I write just makes me feel more righteous, and I never wash them.))