After Life

One Peter McGabriel died under Unusual Circumstances.((I have done no research into how other Peter McGabriels may have ended their existence.))  Unusual Circumstances was a bar that had opened in early 1968 offering a, "Kick in the keister for any kicked out meester."  UC also offered a warm cozy place to hang out and be yourself.  If you were a murderer.  Peter McGabriel died in the usual way a police officer would die in such an establishment.   He was crushed to death by a box of oranges he was helping to move out of the basement.  It turns out gravity was a much bigger help for the movement of the box, and McGabriel was not particularly suited at the time for dodging out of the way.  Peter McGabriel was not a police officer, but Lt. Officer Hank Medinite was.  He was standing next to McGabriel when the accident occured.

Some people say, "How are you Jane?" to their wife, Jane.  Those people may say, "How are you Jane?" to someone who is not their wife, if her name was Jane.  Those same people, could potentially, utter that same phrase to someone who didn't even know of a Jane.  I just warn you of that before I let you know this next bit.

Some people say Peter's ghost still haunts Unusual Circumstances to this day.  ((Note, is being written on 01/13/12, no person has made a claim about a future day.))  They say every night at 9:04pm they can hear his last words echoing through the building.  "Hey, what's this on the ground?"  They then tell Jim, an old friend of Peter, to stop being such a douchenozzle and yelling that through the hallways.  Jim states that he doesn't do it on purpose and Peter is possessing him, to warn everyone of impending doom.

It turns out Jim was correct.  A large drum of oil had spilled out over the floor, and when it caught fire everyone burned to death under Unusual Circumstances.  Still no one knows if Jim was possessed or just coincidentally correct.  Peter McGabriel will be missed.  If anyone tries to shoot him that is.  No one really liked Peter as he was the only bigger twit in town than Jim.  There will be zero grieving done at his funeral, being held at the nearby cemetery, Can Sir Bring 'Em In.