Finances

With tax time coming up a lot of us our turning our piercing gaze to our financial situation.  There to see that we spend an average of $210 dollars a year on coffee.  That's the least of our ridiculous expenses.  Don't.  I mean don't. Inspect your receipt history from Amazon.  You throw those away/delete them?  Perfect.

Also if you can avoid it, ignore the numbers next to amount paid in your student loan/mortgage.((If you rent an apartment you're already good at pretending in regards to finances.  So just carry on.))  Also try to pretend like the amount left to pay won't take another nine/eternal years.  While you're on this pretending streak, when your W-2s come in, throw them out!  Immediately.  Seeing such a number while pretending that you're living at a comfortable level will ruin your fantasies.

I'm not saying tax time is a depressing dose of reality smacking its lips after dining on your emaciated corpse kind of time.  But that's because I have panache and tact, and a want of saving you from such imagery.  ((It's also burping and asking the waiter for seconds and has plenty of room for dessert.  Reality is not particularly friendly to this waiter either!  Very demanding!))  Just remember life won't always be like this.  One day you'll be rolling in so much money that you won't know what to do with it all.  Probably you'll have started stuffing some of it in a bag by the time the cops show up.  At least that's what my astrological sign points to.