A Dirty Poem((Clean Version))

Some people I have shared this with are taken aback at what innuendos I paint for them.  I want you to remember this is merely a poem about animals.  It's title, Girl of your Dreams, is just a joke.  These are obviously animal traits, and not traits any girl would possess.  Why anyone would even assume that the girl of my dreams would actually have a tail is beyond me.

Without further ado:

Girl of your Dreams

Some people say you've got no mate

She's not real or existing much

Not destined, no sir, there's no fate

You won't even get a touch.

"She's a mythical creature" this you see

One part, her body, is a bird

The other part I do decree

Her head, however, still a bird

Throw off your silly confusion

They're different birds of course

The body of a raven fusion

With a chicken's head.((natural, unforced))

Similar to a giraffe, necking tons

She's also got horns and hooves you know?

And cares only for having some funs!

((horns that, after necking, blow!))

She has a tail, of which some I get

Some I just don't understand

Three somes for instance, I do fret

That must be from a foreign land!

And like a monkey-She's adept

Doing jobs with her feet

Your contentment will be kept

Even her hand jobs are hard to beat

Off in the woods, often as you may

You'll search and think, "Ummm."

Then you'll see her! Across a short way

You yell "By me you should come!"

Now everyone's happy as an oyster

With a new string of pearls all around

In this dream now you're her Mr!

You've won, it's all yours, you are crowned!

I'm not sure why anyone would suspect that this poem is anything more than a nonsense menagerie.  But, to each over analyzing weirdo his own.