A Really Bad Writer

WHat if I didn't edit any of my work?  See that "H?"  I accidentally held the shift key a microsecond((I'm not looking that length of time up.  I'm using it in its hyperbolic sense.  I have a high hyperbolic rate, even when resting.)) too long.  This isn't a stream of water, this is a stream of consciousness.

But if I don't read this again, out loud and edit it multiple times, will it affect the effect it creates for readers?  Dammit, I just hit backsparece.  How do people hand in work or REsumes with typos?  It's causing me physical pain to not correc t these errors.((Then again, that may be the kidney stone causing me physical pain.))  Simple typing errors.  You correct them without even thinking, I have to try my hardest to leaev them as are.

But tehn you can raed wrdos no mttear waht oderr teh ltetres are in.  So why are we so hung up on being correct?  Possibly because without that in a couple of years our society would fall into unintelligble meaningless blabber.  OR maybe because people realy like being anal.

But I tell yoiu that when I write it's highly processed.  Might not be good, but processed at the veyr least.  Except for this.  This is a n experiemtn.  ((That's actually a corectly spelled scientific term for experiment.))

Here's the question I pose to you: Are these true typing and spelling errors?  Or was this post deviously designed to seem poorly done with utmost care?  Well.  Can you tell?